Bama is likely going to trounce Clemson for the Championship Monday night (Bama -7) and win what feels like their 12th straight National Title, but if by some miracle Clemson steals one faster than a woman jacking Derrick William's Hennessy chain, the real story will be what kind of dance moves we will see from either coach.
DAB-O:
Dabo single-handedly made the dab popular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdE1Llhudy0
He's been crushing the d-floor. Kids want to play for a coach who can dance...plain and simple...forget the long flights to suck up to some 5 star recruits mom, kissing babies and shaking hands...learn to Dab. Pop lock and drop it. Do the Stanky Leg. Whip Nae Nae. If you dance it, they will come.
Saban:
Saban recently broke out a "T-Rex" dance after beating MSU which was one of the most disturbing moves you'll ever see.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mf4kqGfSufA
But you gotta give him credit on the electric slide though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9Taz3KqP3Y
The kid that took the video is no longer alive. He's buried in Saban's backyard.
Whether the game is Good, Bad or Shitty the postgame dance will prove to be a highlight.
Lets just hope John Mayer doesn't show up...
https://vimeo.com/96159821
Derrick Williams chain story: (http://nypost.com/2015/12/20/two-women-steal-750000-in-jewelry-from-a-new-york-knick/)
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